Here we go again....

Friday, May 13, 2005

Final Ode to Meghan...

So for those of you who have known me for a few years, definately know my roommate. Meghan L. Morris. And if you know Meghan, then you know how funny she is. The best part of Meghan's funnyness though, is that she hardly ever actually means to be funny. Back when we lived in the dorms, and when I actually had free time in college, I used to keep track of all the funny things Meg would say. Then I would dedicate my AIM profile to her on a weekly basis and list the funniest things she said all week.

So there's the background info. Skip ahead a couple years to tonight when I was packing up my house in order to move out this weekend. I found the collection of "meghanisms". So what better way to say farewell to my roomie and best friend of four years, then by posting allll her funny sayings here. (note: this will be much funnier if you actually know meghan and can picture her tone of voice and her facial expressions...)

"Is she doing this without me??" --meg talking to her pilates tape that she pressed 'play' on, and then got distracted

"That looks good" --me
"Who's Alex Good?" --meg

"Julie, remember when we were too big to both fit on the bed together?" --meg
"um, we were never too big to fit on the bed together" --me
"I know...I just wanted to reminice" --meg

"But Meghan, that would be stealing!" --me
"Julie, I know all about devience" --meg

"I like, slept with my gloves because they're my friends" --meg

"You sound like a pamphlet" --meg

"I'm gonna be a professional butt-shaker!" --meg

"My feet smell like straw" --meg

"Thank goodness gracious me-oh-my!" --meg

"I think it's true...we are just one big ball of confusion!" --meg

"smell my lips" --meg

"Everything I do has some form of stupidity to it" --meg

"Is it cold out?" --me
"I'm Meghan!" --meg

"Ya know how strawberries kinda taste like hair?" --meg

"What was that restaurant we went to? I will always remember...what was it called?" --meg

"I was impressed with the appleage" --meg

"I'm healthy as a beaver!" --meg

"I smell like an M&M" --meg

"Do you have a centimeter?" --meg

"But I am the dumb mass of the world!" --meg

"Heeey, give me back my head!" --meg

"I can't get over the cuteness of eating cake because you're smart" --meg

"I can't stop smelling myself" --meg

"You used to swivel" --meg to our lamp. very seriously.

"I like to pretend it's mashed potatoes and gravy..and then I squish my feet into them!" --meg talking about slush

"We could eat worms instead of peanuts and not be fat! What are we thinking??" --meg

"I hate it when exaggerations go wrong!" --meg

"Don't you love how your feet fit together?" --meg

"Be good, be good, be good! You better be good!" --meg to a clementine. also very seriously.

"I used to have a crush on Mr. Clean...is that sad or what?" --meg

"Did I just wink at you?? Oh I'm so cute!" --meg

"is this whole movie in black and white?" --me
"no, it's just night time" --meg

"We all know i'm gonna be the man of the house!" --meg

"it's like a sprinkle of joy!" --meg, in reference to eating pixie stix by hitting them against your teeth so the sugar doesn't pour down her throat and choke her

"Can i feel your earlobe?" --meg

"seriously...thinking sucks" --meg

"what are you doing?" --me
"writing my paragraph" --meg

"you'd think there'd be one nice person in the two of us" --meg

"i have big ears today!" --meg

"Julie...I do NOT approve being made a mockery of" --meg

"I'm sorry...I forget that that's gross" --meg

"be amazing! be amazing!" --meg yelling to the losing team at the very end of the superbowl

"I'm Meghan, I'm supposed to be different" --meg

"He looks so cute!" --meg to any guy over 70

"mmm, they smell good in the oven! I wanna crawl in there and curl up with the pancakes!" --meg

"wanna smell my turkey?" --meg

"I just said excuse me to my pencil" --meg

"This is the only reality TV show I actually watch 'cause she makes me feel smart" --meg, in reference to Jessica Simpson on 'Newly Weds'

"Aw, it's so cute when houses are dressed up for halloween!" --meg

"She's what makes girls look dumb! I like her." --meg

"I just cooked my cookbook!" --meg

"I wish dogs stayed floppy forever" --meg

"I was walking by a squirell who was freshly murdered on the pavement" --meg

"I got my cognitive psych paper back today" --kris
"What was it on?" --meg
"Logical reasoning" --kris
"Oh, I dont' do that." --meg

"I'm not an observant person. I've come to terms with that." --meg

"yes. I crack up over type-o's. I am a dork." --meg

"you made me rip out a hair that wasn't mine!" --meg. after pulling a hair out from her head.

"Theodore Roosevelt was the only President to be blind in one eye" --meg reading a snapple fact
"Which one?" --joe
"Theodore Roosevelt!!" --meg

"that's my tear thing!" --meg

"my dad said the blue ones taste like candles and i said, 'you're a jerk'" --meg

"I try so hard to make sense for you" --meg

"I went to hooters with Julie...she got drunk and I got grilled cheese" --meg

"my fooot hurts" --meg (in a british accent)
"your foot?" --me
"no, my fooot" --meg (in a british accent again)
"oh, why are we English?" --me
"I don't know" --meg (still in a british accent)

"That was a bust!" --meg

"What a foof!" --meg

Oh Meg...I'm really gonna miss you next year!!

Monday, May 02, 2005

crazyendoftheyearbusyness

I shouldn't even be updating this right now...I should just be sleeping. But I'm still waiting for Willow to call for a ride home, so I guess this'll keep me awake just a bit longer... Anyway, this past weekend was another very eventful weekend. On Friday, Willow's Mom and I made a last minute decision to drive to Potsdam for the day to see the last 2 softball games we'd be able to see. And I'm SO glad we did. Willow hit a homerun that I was finally there to see!! And both her parents were there too, so that was awesome. The nukes played great in general and they beat Potsdam in both games! So then after the game I went to a great mexican restaurant in town with Willow's mom. Damn did they have good margaritas:-)

So it was a little crazy to go to Potsdam for the day because we didn't get back until 11:00pm and then I had to START on a 15 page paper. Well, with the help of coffee I ended up getting the paper done by 5:30 and was still able to sleep for a few hours! wahoo! On Saturday Kris Carr came to visit and we went to the sheldon leaders 12-hour relay. That was actually more fun than I expected it to be! I definately feel like I bonded more with all the sheldon leaders that were there, and we had a great time playing "fuck, chuck, or marry" and "would you rather.." haha...maybe I learned a little TOO much about some of these people;-) Then, after not getting much sleep again Saturday night, I had to get up wayyy too early on Sunday morning to go to the ropes course at Keuka college with ODK. That was also more fun than I expected it to be. It was definately the best group that I've ever done a ropes course with!! No fighting or tears or anything! haha... But I'm just so glad it worked out that we went 'cause that was one of my biggest goals for ODK in the beginning of the year. And I feel so good about the new officers who are taking over for me next year. They're gonna make me proud, I just know it.

Aside from the extra-curricular busyness stuff that's been going on, it kinda hit me today how much school work I still have to do before I graduate. And how little time I have to do it. I only have 4 more classes left of my entire undergraduate college career. whoa. But I made a "to do" list of all the work I have to do by the end of next week, and it's quite long. Most of it is thesis stuff that I have to finish...but I also have another big paper that I've been procrastinating on, a 5 page essay take-home final, a presentation to do tomorrow, and an actual final to take. On a happy note though - there are some good things to look foward to as well. For starters, this friday is the bridge street run!!! aww yeah:-) I got my white t-shirt already and everything! And I took a break from working to go to the shed with Willow for dinner. I realized I really hadn't been to the shed in a very long time... But I haven't lost my touch at darts 'cause I still beat Willow! phew! And I was even a good girl and didn't drink much so I could come home and do more work. Aren't you proud mom?

Oh yeah, last thursday we went to Spirits again in Syracuse. I hadn't been there in forever! It was definately fun being there with Willow...but other people still had drama going on. I don't miss the drama. And Ryan came with us too though, that was fun!

Ok, getting too tired now, and my shoulder really hurts. Chris Thuman - I love you man, but you're heavy! haha... 'night folks!